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How to Survive Driving in Merida: A Newcomer’s Guide

by Yucatan Times

My mom came to town a few years ago and in her usual fashion she wanted to help as much as possible.  She offered to drive my kids to school. Their school at the time was about 10 blocks from my house.  It was about 6:30 am when she made the suggestion.  I stopped what I was doing, stared dumbfounded at her and murmured, “No way, it is a madhouse out there!”

She just rolled her eyes and told me, “Oh please, Stephanie; I know how to drive.” But the problem wasn’t my mother’s driving ability. The problem was everyone else’s.  When one chooses to drive in Merida, they must think of it as if they are going into battle. Grab your wheel with a firm grip; buckle your seatbelt; put on your helmet and charge because there is no room for the weak of heart on the streets of Merida.

In general the Yucatecans are known for their relaxed nature. However, for some reason when they get in their cars, their inner fast and furious comes out: all is fair in love, war and maneuvering the streets of this city.  Not only are you battling other people’s aggressive driving nature, you are constantly on guard because of the unmarked speedbumps that will set you flying like Thelma and Louise.  Or two way streets that turn into one way streets, and unexpectedly finding yourself in a confusing life or death situation with oncoming traffic honking and probably cursing the day you were born.  So for any outsider, this is a set of guidelines and warnings to heed when venturing out on a trip across town.

Illustration by Anya Sementsova

Guidelines for driving in Merida

  1. Directions

In Merida normally when you ask for directions people don’t tell you street names and numbers; they give you reference points.  You are given references to monuments, statues, roundabouts with statues, stores on a major street, famous houses. For obvious reasons, this can be very confusing especially if you don’t know Spanish. And even if you do, if you are told to go to the “pocito” (the small well) and turn right you will still have no idea what they are talking about. Therefore I will give you a cheat sheet here:

  1. “El Pocito” the glorieta (roundabout): intersection of Cámara de Comercio y Andrés García Lavín
  2. “El Cohete” (the rocket): at the intersection of Circuito Colonias and Calle 20-A, La Colonia Alemán.
  3. La casa de la 500 (the house of $500…where this house gets its name warrants a whole other article.): Calle 19 # 98 and 20 Colonia Mexico
  4. La avenida City Center: this is Calle Garcia Lavin. City Center is a mall like plaza in the north end of town that is very close to the Periférico (the ring road).
  5. La Glorieta del Centrito: Calle 1-H por 8 y 10, 105 Colonia Nuevo México
  6. El Remate (the end): referring to the end (or some could think of it as the beginning) of Paseo de Montejo. Calle 47 y Paseo de Montejo

Long traffic lights

Prolongación de Montejo is a nightmare if you are short of patience when driving.  It’s a beautiful avenue and a direct line through the city, but the traffic lights are on timers and you might very well get stuck there waiting at each light for what seems like 5 minute each one. And if there is a lot of traffic, forget it. Take a side street.

Roundabouts (glorietas)

What is supposed to be an organized way for traffic to flow turns into a mass circle of chaos with people switching lanes and stopping in middle of the road.  You must take the roundabouts on the defensive and the offensive at the same time. Keep to your lane and know where you are going when you get to the other side of the circle. People will be rushing up beside you and cutting you off so make sure your seatbelt is fastened and be hyperaware in those circles of madness.

Two-way streets that become one-way streets

You are driving down the street minding your own business listening to your favorite tune on the radio and then all of a sudden there is oncoming traffic honking and trying to dodge you.  This has happened to me at least 3 times. Drivers beware.  Keep your eyes open at all times and look at the small, old falling down road signs with a straight arrow and a circle with a line through it. This seems like it would be obvious.  Believe me, it’s not.

Where am I?

The Centro and some of the older Colonias, neighborhoods, of the city are easy to maneuver because the streets are on a grid and the numbers are organized in a logical way. Everywhere else in the city leaves you with those deep WTF lines on your forehead.  As you leave one Colonia and head into another, the name or number of the street may change.  For example if you are on Calle 20 you may find yourself on Calle 146 a little further down the road and you say to yourself…where am I? The reason is that each Colonia has different street numbering. The best thing to do is check google maps and check out your real location. Also, learn the Colonias. You can find what Colonia you are in by looking at the street sign and the small name at the bottom is the Colonia.

Colonia Chuburna: Stear Clear

If you want to keep your sanity, don’t even try to venture into Chuburna unless you have the whole day to figure out where you are. It’s a labyrinth and you will find yourself turning around at least 10 times before finding your destination and then good luck getting back out!  For the Merida newbie avoid Chuburna at all costs.

Unmarked Speed Bumps

I will finish up with this. There are speed bumps all over town. Some are marked, some were marked and no longer have any visible paint. Most have signs that signal a speed bump coming; however, I generally see 20% of those signs ahead of time because they are old and not very visible. The best thing to do is:  don’t drive fast in the city. Just don’t. Drive at a moderate speed so when you inevitably hit a speedbump you won’t leave your transmission, shocks, bumper and lunch on the side of the road. Also a word of advice: when you do hit that speed bump, it is perfectly acceptable to shout out the worst profanity you can think of, I honestly think that helps you and your car recover.

Buckle up and Good luck out there.

By Stephanie Carmon for TYT


Stephanie Carmon, “language lover,” is an English and Spanish language professional with over 18 years of experience teaching and providing clients with effective communication skills. She works both online and in person with companies and individual learners from Mexico, Russia, U.S. and Canada as a freelance language consultant, translator, interpreter and teacher. She currently lives in Mérida, Yucatan.

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Mariusz Wasilewski November 30, 2017 - 11:23 am

I think you covered it all, Stephanie. Swearing is a necessary neutralizer when you miss a speed bump, but the most challenging for me are the drivers who don’t follow their lines on the roundabouts and just cut through choosing the shortest path. I feel like installing all around bumpers on my car, similar to those in the amusement parks.

John Casper November 30, 2017 - 4:03 pm

I have driven 100s of thousands of miles. Ar one time earlier I drove a huge tractor trailer into the likes of lower Manhattan, L.A.and you name it U.S.A. But now I am retired in Merida, Yucatan, Mexico and my real education in driving had begun! These fucking mexicans are dangerous AT BEST. The design of their streets is absolutely horrible- No-FUCKING HORRIBLE. The streets were designed for donkeys and that appropriately is how these locals drive- like the donkeys that they are. Wow, if they drow like this is in L.A.thry would be gunned down on the freeway and believe no one would care.

Mary December 1, 2017 - 8:57 am

You’re a jerk. Why don’t you just go back home to L.A. where you can gun down people on the freeway with impunity?

Luis December 4, 2017 - 1:33 pm

poor you! You have to retire to a place full of mexicans!! Why don’t you get your gringo ass out of here you fucking red neck ( kind of can tell…?)

Tom Leary December 1, 2017 - 12:45 pm

@John Casper you are the typical gringo who gives others a bad reputation. We love Merida and accept it the way it is. You don’t like it, go the fuck back to the shit hole you climbed out of or better yet, find a yucateco and tell him exactly what you said so can get “schooled” you asshole.


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